The Woefield Poultry Collective
[a Novel]Book - 2011
Woefield Farm is a sprawling thirty acres of scrub land, complete with dilapidated buildings and one half-sheared, lonely sheep named Bertie. It s run in the loosest possible sense of the wordby Prudence Burns, an energetic, well-intentioned twenty-something New Yorker full of back-to-the-land ideals, but without an iota of related skills or experience. Prudence, who inherited the farm from her uncle, soon discovers that the bank is about to foreclose on Woefield Farm, which means that she has to turn things around, fast. But fear not She ll be assisted by Earl, a spry seventy-something, banjo-playing foreman with a distrust of newfangled ideas and a substantial family secret; Seth, the alcoholic, celebrity-blogging boy-next-door who hasn t left the house since a scandal with his high school drama teacher; and Sara Spratt, a highly organized eleven-year-old looking for a home for her prize-winning chickens, including one particularly randy fellow soon to be christened Alec Baldwin.
Full of off-beat charm and characters you won t soon forget, The Woefield Poultry Collective is a heartwarming novel about learning how to take on a challenge, facing your fears and finding friendship in the most unlikely of places."
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Families is funny about who they advertise. A lot of the time, the people worth knowing in a family is the ones that don’t get mentioned in the newsletter.
That girl and her three friends all wear dark clothes and keep their hoods pulled up over their heads. They sit against the wall at the side of the store, smoking, or sometimes they sit on the railing of the little overpass bridge like they might jump or push someone off. They sort of remind me of trolls.
The old moon was hanging low over the trees at the far edge of the property and every so often a bat’d fly through the little patch of light from the lamp mounted on a post at the side of the house. I never understood who the hell put that lamp up there. It don’t light up anything anyone’d need to see. Typical of this place. But at least it lets a person see the bats flying.
Coarse Language: Some of the characters swear freely, so if that bothers you, consider yourself warned.
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Meet Prudence. She is a highly energetic and earnest eco-warrior from Brooklyn, New York. She’s just been left a farm in British Columbia that consists of a field of grass and stones, a depressed, half-shorn sheep named Bertie and a homestead with as many holes in the roof as shades of paint on the walls. But Prudence is convinced that with a little elbow-grease and enthusiasm (of which she has plenty), she can make a go of organic, pesticide-free farming, and get back to the land, if only she can raise the capital quickly enough to keep the bank from foreclosing on it. She is kind of like Walt Wingfield in Dan Needles’ books – but with a whole lot more naivety (and that’s saying something). Meet Earl. He is the highly curmudgeonly old farm hand who knows as much about farming as Prudence’s uncle (which wasn’t much), although as a banjo player he’s a bluegrass prodigy. He thought he’d pick up and leave now that the old man was gone, but fate (and Prudence) have other plans for him, whether he likes it or not. Meet Seth. Prudence’s highly anti-social, perhaps alcoholic neighbour with paranoia tendencies, Seth considers himself a serious writer (well, blogger) and much-maligned by the world, especially when his mother kicks him out of his self-imposed exile in her basement and Prudence forces him to do actual work in exchange for room and board on the farm. Meet Sara. She’s a highly motivated member of the Jr. Poultry Fancier’s Club, about eleven years old, has lately been quoting from Christian fiction novels and gets stomach aches when her parents fight. She was just looking for a place to house her prized frizzles and non-bearded black Polish chickens (the rooster of which is quickly dubbed Alec Baldwin), but she found a highly unlikely family in the collected misfits at Woefield Farm – they all did. Written as a series of internal monologues by each character, we can see how each person grows and develops both in their own voices and through the eyes of the others. Quirky and humourous, poignant and reflective, The Woefield Poultry Collective is a delightfully written book, a joy to read, laugh-out-loud funny, and should be on your summer’s reading list.
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